Fran Drescher, star of “The Nanny” and owner of one of the most distinctive voices in Hollywood, now has a distinctive
story to go with it. According to The Huffington Post, the actress said that both she and her ex-husband saw aliens as children, and matching scars on their hands mark where the extraterrestrials embedded some kind of chip. (Tracking, not potato, we assume.)
It’s hard to read this story without wondering if The Huffington Post is using it as a test run for a possible Onion-like publication, or if Drescher is putting them on — she is a comic actress, after all — but writer Rob Shuter says Drescher told him the story “in all seriousness.”
The Huffington Post headline says Drescher was “abducted” by aliens, but in the quotes from her, the actress only says she “saw” them. But when discussing the fact that she and her husband both have a scar in similar places on their hands, she seems to hint that she was not only abducted, but implanted with the chip.