Raymond Rhime SAG Watchdog’s new Poet Lariat reacts to his new AFTRA dues and assessment statement with a remarkable, rousing reading of his new masterpiece “Ode To Poor Piggy!”
A written copy of Mr. Rhime’s new masterpiece has been included for those with hearing impaired computers.
“Ode to Poor Piggy”
|For consolidation 1.8 million was taken
Now AFTRA’s poor piggybanks a breakin’
As Big John gobbles up OUR bacon
|*Raymond Rhime is a Sag Watchdog success story. An out of work voice-over artist–Raymond, whose specialty is imitating crickets, first began working for this website as a professional look-alike model.It was immediately apparent to the more discerning members of our staff that Ray had a rare talent for rhyme. When first asked if he would consent to being a male look-alike model he responded without missing a beat, “Why sure! I’m poor!”Raymond and his beloved Merger are currently homeless but soon hope to move into a mud hut in Sylmar! As Ray quipped, “Make me a star and I’ll move to Sylmar!”|