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Amazing DeBUNKolator Update: There’s good news tonight! There have been no serious injuries suffered during a massive DeBUNKolation of the Amazing DeBUNKolator!

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Date: Thursday 9/4/2003

The accident occurred during a DeBUNKolation of the new New York USAN mailer. Emergency crews on the scene are reporting that EMC technicians, covered by putrid chunks of vile USAN DeBUNKolation debris are physically okay! Although apparently, the toxic chunks have caused several of them to suffer severe hallucinations. One technician reportedly was screaming "Eileen Henry Rocks!" while another was chanting "Richard for SAG CEO!" Psychiatrists on the scene are reportedly having some success in returning the technicians to sanity by showing them the recent Membership First! Mailer. The female technicians seem to be responding especially well to the photograph of Esai Morales! EMC News, you give us twenty minutes and we'll have 1200 seconds.

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