EMC is proud to announce that we have acquired the worlds only DeBUNKolator! Although this amazing, one of a kind invention, which is in essence a mechanical truth serum device, was created nearly a half a century ago; its existence has been hidden from the general public by a powerful cartel of politicians, HMO’s, lawyers, petroleum, power & tobacco companies along with purveyors of weekly movie box office grosses!
Its inventor, Doctor Abner Ferbish--who wanted to mass produce it for the good of mankind, died unexpectedly after falling into a giant vat of Preparation H ...and shrinking to death. 
To this day it is rumored that he was assassinated and his Amazing DeBUNKolator secreted away to a place where it would never be seen again. An EMC staff member came across it recently, quite by accident, while shopping at an Enron garage sale.
The rest is history as they say! Fortunately, EMC has obtained the Amazing DeBUNKolator while there is still time in this election. We have already had a test run with it on a new Restore Respect mailer! Unfortunately, it blew several of the device's BS circuit breakers! Our technicians are currently busy at work installing new Super BS Breakers--and we hope to have it up and running shortly.
We at EMC are working diligently today--for a better tomorrow!
Your Editor
A.L. Miller
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