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A Noted Shrink analyzes the Farrell Letter!

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Date: Tuesday 8/19/2003

EMC editor A.L.Miller talks with noted shrink, Dr. Anna Lyst. --------- A.L: Dr. Lyst, you have read the letter by Mike Farrell that James Cromwell purportedly paid 3500 dollars to have e-mailed to SAG members. Doctor: Yes I have. A.L.: Any conclusions? Doctor: Yes, Mr. Farrell needs a good editor---and Mr. Cromwell, a new financial advisor. A.L.: Actually, I was thinking more in terms of Mr. Farrell's personality. Doctor: Oh. Well, Mr. Farrell definitely has an Interior Complex. A.L.: Ah, don't you mean inferior…? Doctor: No, interior! While his fellow SAG members were out picketing, he stayed inside. A.L.: But he said that he was working. Doctor: Where, the Antarctic? A.L.: So you don't think he had a rational excuse? Doctor: No! However, had he been treating a terminally ill dog… A.L.: Sorry, Doc, I think that one is already taken. Doctor: Huh… A.L: Never mind. Now, in reading Mr. Farrell's letter, he seems to ascribe negative ulterior motives to those whose opinions might differ from his. Doctor: Ah, Elf Delusional. A.L.: Elf Delusional? Doctor: Yes, you see in his mind, anyone who disagrees with him comes up a little short. A.L: Doctor, any comment about all the hearsay and innuendo that Mr. Farrell used to try and discredit his opponents? Doctor: B-15! A.L.: B-15…? Doctor; Yes, and plenty of B-20! Mr. Farrell seems to have a poor memory when it comes to remembering names. A.L: And finally, Doctor Lyst, any advice to anyone who intends to read Mr. Farrell's letter? Doctor: Yes. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning…ah, that is if you are finished by then.

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